dsng.net - the daryl sng blog: May 2004 Archive


Sunday, May 23, 2004

Sticklers of the World Unite


The thing about the ubiquity of photo-taking devices is that you don't feel guilty just pointing and snapping. So I've also been playing the language police, collecting evidence of crimes against grammar. Here's a sign at the Subway in Raffles City that reads "Satisfy your crave". Ugh.



Be Creative. NOW.


These posters aren't part of a government campaign, incidentally. If you recognise the typeface, it's a Volkswagen-sponsored thingamajig.

Add: If imagination is more important than knowledge, why are these posters quoting people instead of coming up with original ways to phrase the idea?



Everybody must not conform


Singapore's inundated with lots of talk on the need for "creative thinking". Strange where motivational messages will pop up. This is the underground carpark at the Esplanade.



Name that car


Since I'm no car junkie, could those who can identify the models please place them in the comments section? (Okay, I know what a Mini Cooper is, but help me fill out the rest).



The Singapore Job


More rally pics. I've finally found some word on what was going on in these photos: 'twas the inaugural Singapore International Racing Festival. Somehow vintage cars and giant inflatable dogs are related to the promotion of horse-racing.



Vintage Car Rally


Some shots of the vintage car rally a fortnight ago... love how the variety of obsessions people have!



Invasion of the Giant Hounds





Slices of Singaporean Life

Ah, Singapore life. Last night I was woken up by fireworks coming from the Singapore River, beautiful. Lord knows what the occasion was, but lately it seems like there've been lots of fireworks shows. Nice. Meanwhile I'm trying to add some photos to this site, photos taken on the spur of the moment with either my Palm Zire 71, my Canon Powershot S45, or my Lomo, depending on what I have with me.



Saturday, May 22, 2004

Andy Kaufman Returns

Andy did you hear about this one?



Friday, May 21, 2004

The Third Wave Experiment

A description of a fascinating experiment, based I think on Milgram at Yale. Scary that it's possible to unlock an innate fascism in people...



Thursday, May 20, 2004

Let's Go: Britain

County map
I've visited the counties in yellow.
Which counties have you visited?

made by marnanel
map reproduced from Ordnance Survey map data
by permission of the Ordnance Survey.
© Crown copyright 2001.



Monday, May 17, 2004

Page 23

My contribution to the Page 23 Sentence 5 meme

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence along with these instructions.

"I done it I said I thrust myself forward" - Peter Carey, True History of the Kelly Gang



Banged Up

Spent last night in the hospital observation ward no thanks to my klutziness - while playing with Rerun (the dog) at obedience school I got up and banged my head on a low-lying shelf, and so got treated for concussion. Great. I'm at home now, but postings may be a bit less frequent.

Meanwhile, my former city kicks off gay marriage in America. All the best to the happy couples. 50th anniversary of Brown vs Board of Education too.


Thursday, May 13, 2004

Random music thoughts

The night before I had a dream that I was walking down a street and Paperboy's "Ditty" was playing in the background and people were dancing along. Mmm. Very MTV-esque.

Naff songs that I somehow like, part I: Paper Lace "The Night Chicago Died"


Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Blogger Update - Issues

Astute readers of this blog (are there any other kind?) will note that it has adopted some new Blogger features, most noticeably the new Blogger comments system rather than blogkomm. Beyond my initial excitement, here's my comments on the changes:

  1. I hate going "Back to Dashboard" to switch between the blogs I'm editing, when previously there was that neat little drop-down menu in the top right.

  2. As noted before, you can't comment on my old posts because there doesn't seem to be a way to enable comments on old posts other than going through them one by one.

  3. I'm finicky, but I changed the comments number to read "comment(s)" in case there's just one comment.

  4. The Blogger site's Known Issues notes that they have the problem of hitting the back button and seeing the same post after successfully posting. I hope if they fix this they don't go back to what old Blogger used to do to me, that is, if I hit "publish" but my publish wasn't successful, I would lose the data and couldn't hit back to reclaim it.

  5. As Diamond Geezer notes, all the dates for "edit posts" are now American (5/11/2004 for 11 May, 2004). I can live with "May 11, 2004" but it just looks odd when I see it in numbers.

  6. Okay, I can't figure this out: why is it that this blog has a perfectly good archive index, but Blogger won't even let me edit the archive index file on my other blogs?

    Edit: ooh, I figured out a good kluge for this. Just add "index" after "template_edit" in the URL for editing your template, so that
    http://www.blogger.com/app/template_edit.pyra?blogID=xxxxxxx

    becomes

    http://www.blogger.com/app/template_editindex.pyra?blogID=xxxxxxx

    and voila! an archive index appears. Missing archive index found!



Monday, May 10, 2004

Reviled did I live, said I, as evil I did deliver

The atrocities in Abu Ghraib are shocking beyond belief. A Lord of the Flies-like atmosphere seems to have pervaded the jail, although whether this was caused by systemic failure (and if so, what aspect - the use of contractors? the breakdown of command?) remains an issue in flux.

I've been looking through Michael Walzer's Just and Unjust Wars, on jus in bello, the conduct acceptable in war. One of the points of that great book is on how "following orders" cannot be a defence of inhumanity: it may mitigate a person's punishment, but it cannot set aside the fact that the person was a perpetrator of evil.

Andrew Sullivan writes a quite despondent piece on the tortures. Meanwhile, David Halberstam's The Best and the Brightest, on how the so-called best and brightest could lead America into Vietnam, remains a useful warning tome.



Coming Soon

Oooh, Blogger has tons of new tricks - comments, post page archiving, and so on. Will take this chance to overhaul the site. :)

Meanwhile, on the life-in-Singapore front, I had the pleasure of chancing upon a vintage car rally over the weekend, as well as the HiFly carnival (whatever that is!). Photos will be up shortly.

Update: I added commenting from Blogger onto this site, but the powers that be don't seem to have put in a way of enabling comments on all old posts. I can figure out how to enable them individually, but that's bloody tedious. Fingers crossed that this gets fixed soon.


Thursday, May 06, 2004

I read too much Salon

Cheap thrill moments: I had one of my flying anecdotes mentioned in Salon.com's Ask the Pilot - I didn't express it very well, but it's the story of the Brit pilot and French flight attendant. (Incidentally, I always think Ask the Pilot is supposed to be in the Life section, not Technology and Business.)

That, and I corrected King Kaufman's math in this column of his.



Tuesday, May 04, 2004

She said goodbye

Keep hearing Maroon 5's "This Love" on the radio these days. Does anyone else think the song sounds like White Town's "Your Woman"?

Songs buskers sing alert: two guys, who should give away singing duties ASAP, doing "I Don't Want to Talk About It" at the Clarke Quay underpass.



Sunday, May 02, 2004

What's the Frequency Kenneth?

Supreme Court Justice David Souter (a Lowell House man... his face popped up in my copy of the house facebook every year) was attacked on a jog today. Which led me to learn one interesting thing: they let Supreme Court Justices jog alone??


Saturday, May 01, 2004

Spammers' names

That weird spammers technique of creating a bunch of fake names to fool the Bayesian filters leads to some strange name combinations in my inbox... today I got an e-mail from the funniest name I've seen yet, "Comeliness A. Tampon". Heh. Amazing how the human mind immediately recognises that no one in their right mind would ever say "Hi, I'm Comely Tampon", but it takes computers forever to understand that. Here's a screen cap of my inbox...

Gmail screenshot

There're a few other amusing names: Experiencing A. Pit (Are you Experiencing A Pit? Maybe you need anti-depressants!) and Warner B. Revitaliz (Don't you Warner B. Revitalized?). Good for a laugh.


Movie Review - Twentynine Palms

The last road movie I watched at a film festival was Y Tu Mama Tambien, a joyous celebration of life, vigour, and sexual vitality amidst the spectre of death. This could be the anti-Mama, with the lead couple, David and Katia driving through Joshua Tree National Park, a landscape where life has been baked out. David and Katia are embarking on a trip ostensibly to look for scouting locations, but ultimately they're cruising down a lost highway, plunging further downward into the loss of language and ultimately the loss of sanity1.

When does language collapse? At some point - sex, extreme violence - instincts take over, Bruno Dumont seems to be saying, and we are reduced to animalistic grunting. The only intelligible speech is blurred into the background, and in any case are the rants of police officers on petty quarrels and talk show guests. Conversations between David, who's American, and Katia, his French girlfriend, are necessarily tangential, the former primarily speaking English and the latter primarily French. And without any communication, everything looks loveless in this movie: the sex is acrobatic but holds the hint of menace, with the wild screams remniscent of animals in heat rather than partners in love.

That combination of menace and emptiness is echoed everywhere. The sex scenes in the swimming pool reminded one of the use of pools as a visual metaphor for death or emptiness: Dustin Hoffman's swim in The Graduate, the 'murder mystery' in Swimming Pool, David Hockney paintings. In the one part of the movie I found truly compelling, the couple fights on the street and in back alleys, amid a dense atmosphere of dim lighting and heavy breathing.

So Dumont takes the link between sex and death (la petit mort) and inverts it, subjecting us to a view of sex in the harshest light and landscape possible, giving us a climax of irrational, insane violence (a friend I bumped into, Mark, reminded me how much this ending was like the ending to Fat Girl, which ends in a random act of atrocity). But I left the theatre underwhelmed: ultimately, Twentynine Palms comes across a sort of set-piece, with the elements seemingly arranged just for the sake of demonstrating inhumanity. It's a blistering assault on one's senses, but at no time did I feel it pierced through into my sensibility.2

1How in the world did they manage to drive so far in the gas-guzzling Hummer?

2As in other festivals, lots of people walked out on Twentynine Palms here, leaving the theatre about half-full.


More Gmail Gmripes

And I guess I didn't know that I was only one of 1000 people invited to have a Gmail account, otherwise I too could have tried to make some money off it too. Heh. I wish Gmail would let me rename my account though...



Fame! Fame at last!

Wow... I'm quoted in the introduction to The Friendly Jane Austen. How flattering! And just below Sir Walter Scott too. Ah, I write a few facetious lines to an Austen mailing list when I'm 18, and they wend their way nicely into publication a few years later.

Here's the quote, dear reader (and yes, I know that's Charlotte Bronte):
"Reading Jane Austen has led me to read texts with much more scrutiny, to catch potential glimpses of irony. Now I read everything—novels, newspapers, cereal boxes—for the subtext, which is a bit paranoid. I blame Austen."