dsng.net - the daryl sng blog: May 2005

Paris vs. Paris

The only weird thing about Paris Hilton getting married (ho-hum, another random Hilton life event) is the fact that her fiance, Paris Latsis, has the same first name... so if she takes his last name - they'll have exactly the same name. I always thought going out with someone with the same name as you would be a strange experience. Yeah, that's EXACTLY why I'm not dating Daryl Hannah.

Latsis is a Greek shipping heir, but somehow this marriage seems a step down in glam from Jackie and Onassis...

I suppose to complete the symmetry, they could always host a reception at the Hilton Paris.

Tower of Babble

The New York Times features a cool device, the Babble from Applied Minds (since the article referred to the Cone of Silence from "Get Smart!", I took the chance to post a pic of one of my favourite shows):

The cone of silence, called Babble, is actually a device composed of a sound processor and several speakers that multiply and scramble voices that come within its range. About the size of a clock radio, the first model is designed for a person using a phone, but other models will work in open office space.

Very useful in not-so-private cubicles. What I really think is interesting is the use of computing to do what used to be done by materials (acoustic tiling and so on) in acoustic design. Current speaker and mike technology can be very directed, and it's cool to be able to create the similar effect for voice... well, not quite the same, as people around still do hear what sounds like a conversation, but only an indistinct one.

Small design firms like Applied Minds or Ideo that adopt an interdisciplinary approach to develop products always intrigue me. I like seeing the confluence of ideas from very disparate fields.

Now for a shoephone... (Would you believe that link's on the CIA website? How about that the CIA has a Fine Arts Commission?)

Sporting goods

Great sports moments of the last few weeks:

The Champions League final - exciting stuff, even if I'm sworn to hate Liverpool. Should they be in the Champions League next year to defend the title? I say no - if World Cup holders have to qualify like everyone else, I think defending Champions League winners should do likewise.
The European Grand Prix - how I wish I could've stayed on in Germany for a few days just to be at Nürburgring.
Afleet Alex nearly falling to the ground in the Preakness along with jockey Jeremy Rose, before Afleet Alex and Rose recovered to win. Lord knows how Rose managed to cling on, but the Afleet Alex back story (colt abandoned by mother, raised by humans, now connected to a children's cancer charity) is pretty good.

Electric toothbrushes

One thing about switching to using an electric (well, battery-powered) toothbrush is that it's very hard to go back to regular toothbrushes... The recently-departed (and missed) Mitch Hedberg once said that escalators never break, they just become stairs. Same thing with electric toothbrushes - mine ran out of juice today, but all that meant was that I had to actually move the thing about more.

Germany, overall

Now that I'm back in Singapore, this is the last post I'll do about Germany for a while... as you might have noticed, photos of my journey are up, and I've written quick thoughts on two museums, the Ludwig in Cologne and the Kunstmuseum in Bonn, in Delta Sierra Arts, my reviews blog. And one last thing, here's something I picked up at a German petrol station, a snack with a funny name:

Mini Dickmann's

Edit: for a reverse perspective, here's a German blogging about Singapur... includes a review of Paulaner Brauhaus.

Linksfest: Mayday

The lusty month of May
Crazy old woman calls cops because the pizza place won't deliver just one slice
Lindsay Lohan has lost her attractiveness
Star Wars fans injured by their own homemade light sabres
Female Thai prisoners need underwear
The difficulty of getting into day care for dogs. What next, having to move to a good location because of the quality of obedience schools? But I love how the dogs are drawn in that classic Wall Street Journal style.

Observations on German TV

If I recall correctly, I remember the Economist noting that cultures have preferences for dealing with American imports - some use subtitling, like the French, while others, like the Germans, prefer dubbing. So over the last two weeks I had the somewhat surreal experience of watching Law & Order and Charmed in German. Some people get stuck with really lousy dubbed voices, such as Jesse L. Martin, who loses all the bass in his voice - on the other hand, Billy Crystal, who was in some obscure movie that I caught one Sunday, sounds more macho.

Among the cool things I saw was T.C. Boyle (when did he stop being T. Coraghessan Boyle?) as a guest on TV Total, a Letterman-esque chat show, to promote his Kinsey novel, Dr Sex. Danged it, if I'd stayed in Cologne I could've caught him at the E-Werk. TV Total was my new pleasure, with its somewhat off-kilter sense of humour. (Or maybe it's a perfectly normal sense of humour that seems off-kilter to me thanks to my imperfect German.) Since the North Rhine-Westphalia election campaigns were on, they went on the streets carrying pictures of two politicians and asked men on the street who they were... the only one who was clear about everyone's identity was a scrubby looking guy who was drinking an open beer in the middle of the day, who immediately knew who everyone was. And the host's desk actually moves thanks to a control, which I think is pretty nifty.

Also caught Frauen-Spieler, which is either a dubbing of the British show Footballers' Wives, or a German version - either way, a total soap, complete with a woman fainting during an interview. And, completing my junk-TV watching, I also watched what seemed to be the German equivalent of Cops, where someone is protesting that the Handy (cellphone) is really his own, and is promptly being cuffed and put into the Polizeiwagen.

Last night a DJ saved my life

DJing 26 May

Yes, I was the DJ last night at Hideout. An "eclectic" set, with some entries from Modest Mouse, Ryan Adams, the Flaming Lips, and an excursion into beach house. Apologies for the tech issues, which affected the dynamics / volume of the whole thing, but I hope whoever was there had a good time. Here's the set list.

As for why fellow bloggers brown and Miyagi weren't DJing, it wasn't a case of deck-hogging, I swear - the fact is, many MP3s aren't encoded in a way that allows them to be played out loud, so when they plugged in the iPods, clearly the bass was quite off (happened to me with a CD recording of the Pixies' "Gigantic"). That's one thing to note before you go DJing with MP3 players.

As the immortal Public Enemy question asks: "Bass! How low can you go?"

Bad Godesberg

Godesberg castle

Bad Godesberg is supposedly a nice residential part of Bonn, although it didn't strike me as necessarily being nicer than the Altstadt. Since I walked around the area on Sunday in Germany, everything was closed: it was like a neutron bomb had hit the town. Walked down the shopping streets of Alte Bahnhofstrasse and Theaterplatz, and about the most exciting thing was a dog furiously trying to drink from a fountain, and constantly getting spritzed for his efforts.

One thing the otherwise helpful tourist guide to Bonn doesn't tell you is that Godesburg, the castle that defines the neighbourhood (pictured above), is built on quite a high little hill - wasn't expecting such a hike to get to the top! But the view from the top is great. You can see the Siebengebirge - seven hills - of Siegburg in the distance, and looking down on any city is always some sort of thrill. What's with the whole "seven hills" thing? Just because Rome was built on seven hills doesn't mean everyone needs to claim some kindred connection to a mythical number... even Somerville back in good ol' Massachusetts played up its seven hills.

Photos of Bad Godesberg

Eurovision

Helena Paparizou

On Saturday night, knackered after a long day at work, I watched the kitschfest that is the Eurovision Song Contest... I remember all the jokes about the contest when I was in the UK, and I remember the Diva International single after the year she won, but I've never seen the entire contest. What a cornucopia of cornball pop! To give a flavour of things, Switzerland's entry was called Vanilla Ninja. Logically enough, Vanilla Ninja are a pop-rock all female band. And Latvia's entry was a pair of blond boys singing a cheeseball composition called "The War is Not Over". Meanwhile, Norway had a hair band with a guy wearing too much lipstick, like the Darkness without the irony. Or the musical skills. Faerielicious has her own responses to every band, plus a summary of the results.

It's funny how in the end the voting was often largely political: people from the ex-Yugoslavian republics all voted for each other (and there I was thinking that there were residual issues within the Balkans), the Scandinavian countries favoured each other, and everyone beat on the four big countries (bottom 4: Spain, the UK, France, and Germany). And Greece, champions of Europe in football, were crowned champions in Eurovision. Throw in the Olympics and it's been a good 2 years for them.

Marginalia, or, How I Learnt to Hear Myself Think

I apologise if my entries on Germany have been absurdly lengthy compared to my usual mess of fun links (if you want one, here's a recent BoingBoing bit on how monkeys learned to treat a robot arm as an extra appendage)

It's just that nothing has reminded me of my travel writer days so much as this trip, and I've been inspired by that (somewhat bittersweet) bit of nostalgia for a former life to write long parts of what we used to call "marginalia" - descriptions of the impressions of the places we visited for our editors to judge the tone of the actual text submitted.

I don't know if there's ever been a time I've felt so at one with who I was and what I was doing as I did back when I wrote: everyday, it was just me and whoever I met that day in whatever city I happened to be in. Transient, itinerant, peripatetic. Never anchored, really, but always expectant. Every day was twisting on the cusp of discovery. Never being boring.

If you want it, come and get it, for crying out loud.

I know the usual dig on Bonn is that it's on the dull side - a German guy I know said the best thing about the city is "Gleis 1" i.e. Track 1 at the train station, from which the trains go to Cologne. But sometimes the silence lets you reflect on a lot of things. So: the fundamental questions that travel tends to bring upon me: who are you really? Who are you when you're put aside from your usual surroundings and the family and friends and society that you've adapted to? What makes you happy? Is it being drowned out?

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My quick and dirty melancholic playlist, nothing too unusual; audio comfort food:

Moby "Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?"
Blondie "The Tide is High"
Crowded House "Don't Dream It's Over"
Ryan Adams "New York, New York"
Garbage "Milk"
Natalie Merchant "Carnival"
The Pet Shop Boys "Being Boring"
David Gray "Babylon"

Blitzkrieg Bop: A Sunday in Bonn

Bonn Rathaus

Since Saturday was a full working day, I had only one free weekend day, Sunday (22 May), and I used the short time to do the blitzkrieg tour that solo travel writers with deadlines to meet get used to doing: Beethoven's house, das Kunstmuseum (modern art), die Kunst- und Ausstellungshalle der Bundesrepublick Deutschland (art/exhibitions hall - the name's so wordy even the museum's site has an abbreviated URL), das Haus der Geschichte der BRD (history of the Federal Republic of Germany - another mouthful of a name), das Museum Alexander Koenig (natural history), and the little castle of Godesburg and the surrounding neighbourhood of Bad Godesburg.

The picture shows the Rathaus (i.e. the council house, not a place where the Pied Piper of Hamelin hangs out) in the centre of Bonn.

It wasn't the best timing for being here in terms of events- just missed the huge Tutankhamen exhibition that had ended on 1 May, the "Rhine on Fire" spectacle (link's in German), and I understand the German Formula 1 championships at Nurburgring are coming up soon. But Bonn's got a wonderful selection of museums, I must say.

Photos of Bonn

Landtagswahl - the North Rhine-Westphalia Elections

Peer Steinbruck SPD election poster

The elections in North Rhine-Westphalia, which Bonn is a part of, are over, and it looks like Schroeder's SDU has lost quite badly to the CDU. Lots of noise in Dusseldorf, judging by the TV, but not many scenes of any sort in Bonn. (It only hit me later that the shuffle of people going into the Volkshochschule - high school - on a Sunday must have been voters.) If I'm understanding the TV right, it sounds like this is the first time the CDU has won in the state in ages... the incumbent premier Peer Steinbrück was talking about how the SDU has run the state for 39 years. He sounded really disappointed.

The Bundeskanzler Schroeder's really taking a hit for his economic reforms - he responded to the "bitter" (his word) loss by calling for nationwide elections this fall in 2005. From an outsider's perspective, though, if people vote in the centre-right CDU/CSU over the centre-left SDU, it doesn't seem like they would be the sort to move away from the benefit cuts. Der Spiegel had a semi-prescient piece in a special edition I picked up last week on how Schroeder is becoming more and more like Konrad Adenauer, for various reasons - starting as an Atlanticist, then moving towards Paris; and for forcing through reforms he felt necessary (Hartz IV) against the wishes of his party and voters.

I thought the campaign poster style for the German elections was quite interesting - like a series of head shots, not as much sloganeering as the US style. Took a series of photos that I'll post once I get to download my pictures.

Archie cover

Randomly, this vaguely suggestive Archie comic cover made me laugh...

Archie and Betty

From postmodernbarney.

And Betty and Veronica look exactly the same except for hair colour. Discuss.

The Dom and the Rhein, Cologne

Cologne Cathedral

Went down to Cologne yesterday. The city's Dom (cathedral) is the largest in Germany - wonder if Pope Benedict will make his way here sometime soon. The hike up the belfry was inordinately hard - the tower is 475 feet high, and after walking up 45-50 stories, my legs were about to collapse. It's like a trick too - you reach what you think is the top, and then you have to climb another few stories to reach the real top. But such views. The cathedral was started in the 13th century and finished in the 19th century. Presumably in the past people were more willing to commit to a project that they knew would only be completed much later than their lifetime. For the glory of God und so weiter.

Had pork knuckles on the Rhein at das Haxenhaus. Pricey (free Kolsch beer to go along though!), and the skin was a bit too hard for my taste, but boy, that felt good.

Besides visiting the excellent Ludwig Museum (Cologne's modern art museum - the link is to a review of the museum), I also took the chance to stroll the shopping streets. Cologne's status as the media centre of Germany was clearly seen in the number of people being interviewed by TV crews on the street. 'Twas funny to turn on the TV later at night and realise I'd passed that particular interview. The shop mix was standard Eurofare (C&A, Zara, and H&M shops along the main street), with the odd exception of having more cutlery stores than most places - passed two WMF stores, and the only Zwilling J.A. Henckels store I've ever seen. Ah, these Germans and their love of good craftsmanship.

Incidentally, if a German train schedule says the train is leaving at 18:34, it will, without fail, be at the platform a few minutes prior to let people on, and leave on the dot at exactly 18:34. Very impressive.

Photos of Cologne

Greetings from

Am blogging from bonny Bonn, in eine Cybercafe - quite cheap really, 1 Euro pro Stunde... (which is to say, my German, I've discovered, is actually not so bad). These German keyboards kill me though, with all the punctuation nowhere near where you'd expect and the 'y' and 'z' keys swapped. Also interesting is that Blogger itself changes all its tabs based on the country you're in - so "Settings" becomes "Einstellungen"... that seems weird, it might make it harder to blog about travelling.

Otherwise, had a big hearty lunch, and have explored this tiny little town - details to follow.

Setlist for the Hideout gig

Here's the setlist for last Wednesday's Hideout gig - nothing too out of the ordinary, but lots of fun. Was pleasantly surprised by the reception that the Joe Strummer version of "Redemption Song" received.

That's me as a ghost DJ...

Let sleeping dogs lie

And... I'm off in a few hours! Will catch up on much-needed sleep on the flight.

Blogger and Captcha?

Weird, I was editing a post and Blogger asked me to do one of those captcha things - where the word's all fuzzy or curved or whatever and you have to type that in. New. Or maybe a Friday the 13th thing. Ah well, I'm no triskaidekaphobe, so I'll guess they're testing something new.

Bonn

Busy packing for a work-related trip to Bonn. First time in Germany, despite all the time I've spent learning the language, so that should be fun.

In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.

At the same time I'm packing out my office, since Bonn marks the beginning of a new position, and I have to move things out. And for some reason, that moment of hesitation - that moment just before you are about to take action, to transfer thought into movement - always makes me think of "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock".

Looking at all the things I've accumulated, just amassed ascatter across my increasingly barren cubicle, how should I begin to spit out all the butt-ends of my days and ways?

And how should I presume?

Direct report on the Time Traveler Convention

Sadly, Erin reports that no time travellers showed up at the Time Traveler Convention (the NY Times article on the convention is here), although she did have this experience:

The other big highlight of the bouncing duties came when "Theodore Logan" claimed to be from the future. Even with the Keanu Reeves getup he was wearing, at first I didn't process the joke. I asked him to prove it. "Wyld Stallions!" he said.

Heh. I wonder if anyone came in a Tardis?

The Hideout gig

Good fun last night DJing. Absolutely knackered, so can't say much. But thanks to all those who showed, it was slamming. Mr Brown has his take on what went down. I'll post a set list soon.

B.O. Laws

In the annals of weird legislation, the Houston libraries are trying to define body odour as a nuisance:

Now comes this little gem: banning BO. Last week, the Houston City Council passed a prohibition on "offensive bodily hygiene that constitutes a nuisance to others" in the city's libraries.

Seems a pretty crappy way to target street people. As the article snidely notes:

What about, um, "transient odors," i.e., that burrito that doesn't sit well? Or how about the man who thinks half a bottle of Axe body spray makes him studly? (We suggest jail time.)

It's funny, I always thought those funny "it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church" laws were relics of a long-ago past, but I guess amusing laws come into being this way.

And I totally agree about Axe. (We here in Singapore call it Lynx, as they do in the UK, but it's the same brand.) Why is it no matter where you go around the world, some guys just feel that spraying themselves in the stuff constitutes good grooming?

Singaporeans in World War II

Seeing that the 60th anniversary of V-E Day is just over, I thought I'd post this intriguing bit about a Singaporean who flew in World War II over Normandy:

Singapore-born Wing Commander Tan Kay Hai was the first Straits Chinese to fly with the Royal Air Force and to win the Distinguished Flying Cross. He flew with 2 Squadron RAF on photo-recon missions in Mustangs over the D-Day beaches in June 1944.

Wing Commander Tan was one of the 114 Singapore wartime pilots who were sent to Canada under the Commonwealth Training Scheme. Shot down over France in June 1944 after the Normandy D-Day Landings, he was captured but escaped within eight months and made his way to England. His operations with the RAF won him the DFC. (From the eHangar.com Forums)

You don't really hear about things like this that often, which is too bad, although I'm told this might've been in the Straits Times - the very improbability of a Singaporean Chinese man being in the RAF is interesting enough, but to learn that he flew over Normandy as well as escaped from capture - that's one heck of a story there. I wonder if there are any more stories from the other 113 pilots?

Edit: My math was atrocious.

Shameless Self-Promotion: DJing on Wed

Here's part of the flyer I got in my e-mail... woohoo! Yep, that's me, DJing tomorrow night, Wed 11 May, from 10pm till about 1am, Hideout, 31 Circular Road (behind Boat Quay).

As the text reads:

Indie Mash Up

A night of dirty New York styled garage rock, dished out with a dash of pazzaz ala Daryl as he comes full circle from house to his much-loved indie rigs featuring music from the likes of Death Cab for Cutie, Interpol, Party Ben, The Dismemberment Plan, The Libertines, The Pixies, Franz Ferdinand, The Donnas, British Sea Power, The Standells, The Sonics and more more more !!

Gonna be rippin dude...

1-for-1 on house pours, premium glasses and pints from 6 to 9pm
All shots at $5

No guarantees I'll play all the bands listed, but it should be fun... DJ Slapdash on the decks!

Microsoft's climbdown and thoughts on creative cities

Salon notes Microsoft's version 3.0 of its policy on gay rights, in which Microsoft has agreed to support legislation that eliminates discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation. Steve Ballmer's email to Microsoft employees says it all:

I’ve concluded that diversity in the workplace is such an important issue for our business that it should be included in our legislative agenda... Accordingly, Microsoft will continue to join other leading companies in supporting federal legislation that would prohibit employment discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation.

As Farhard Majoo writes in that Salon article:

Microsoft is the king of an industry whose chief raw material is human creativity, and whose main fuel is brain power. As the economist Richard Florida has pointed out, such well-educated employees often care about where their firms stands on important social issues. The kind of people who are drawn to software engineering tend to be progressives on issues like gay rights (that's why, incidentally, the tech economy is centered in California, not Kansas).

That last sentence made me think about some of the readings I did while writing my college thesis - I looked into the idea that workers are indeed moving to cities, and firms are following workers (the book by Florida hadn't come out yet), and wondered whether income levels had anything to do with that.

I suppose that last phrase hints at that general idea of jobs following workers: that software-engineering types move to California because of the cultural climate - more progressive on gay rights, for instance - and then are likely to find jobs thereabouts, or start their own firms there. But it could also be read to mean "Californians are generally more progressive than residents of Kansas, and they also are more likely to become software engineers", which would take out the whole human-movement element that I think is a crucial part of the narrative.

Hokkien blog

Perhaps of interest only to the minority reading from Singapore: here's Wa Si Hokkien Lang, an entire blog written in Hokkien. Sample entry:

Limpeh jin tulan. Offit lai sar eh new worker. Ko si university graduate ler! Niameh. Pik giap liao First Class Honours! Tapi kio yi zhor kang, yi lang simik lan ciao mah beh hiao. Nabeh. Jip pai eh hao seh kia sa ma eh hiao thak chek beh hiao zhor kang ah?

Kio yi Format Computer yi mah complain. Kio yi Install Software yi mah complain. Kio yi Install Hardware yi mah complain. Aih. Kio yi ki si hor lah. (Link)

For some reason reading about someone griping about a new worker in Hokkien is highly entertaining... hey, we've all worked with the "long zhong ah si beh hiao, ta pai complain, gia lui mai zhor kang" types...

Everton in the Champions League

What a weekend. 2-0 over Newcastle despite a shaky first half, and then Liverpool loses 3-1 (the Bergkamp backheel that set up the goal was magnificent). Everton are in the Champions League. Brilliant.

DJing at Hideout this Wednesday

So I've gotten the word: I'll be DJing at Hideout at 31B Circular Road this Wednesday, 11 May. It's a cosy little space, and I'll be spinning indie stuff all night long, which is a change from the house some of you might have seen me spin - I'll probably go for a dirty garage-rock sound.

Here's the sample setlist that I sent as an example of the songs, although clearly on the night itself I won't go from start to finish in 20 songs - plus already looking at this I can think of lots of better transitions.

Death Cab for Cutie "Army Corps of Engineers"
Explosions in the Sky "Magic Hours"
Interpol "NYC"
Party Ben (Green Day vs Oasis vs Travis) "Boulevard of Broken Songs"
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Art Star"
The Dismemberment Plan "What Do You Want Me to Say?"
The Libertines "What a Waster"
The Pixies "Debaser"
Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers "Chinese Rocks"
Louis XIV "Finding Out True Love is Blind"
Bloc Party "Banquet"
Franz Ferdinand "The Dark of the Matinee"
The Donnas "40 Boys in 40 Nights"
British Sea Power "Remember Me"
Hot Hot Heat "Make Up the Breakdown"
The Standells "Dirty Water"
The Sonics "Strychnine"
The Arcade Fire "Neighbourhood #2 (Laika)"
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Bang"
The Postal Service "Such Great Heights"
Wilco "I Am Trying to Break Your Heart"

More details as I receive 'em, but if anyone reading this shows up, drop by and say hi.

Edit: looks like I'm on roughly from 10 to 1... so those of you interested don't have to stay up too late.

Linksfest: More Fun Stuff

The shocking but false story of the Old Negro Space Program.
Bacon Strips Bandages. Mmm. Bacon.
How to tweak Firefox - a great guide.
Thieves in St Louis target stained glass. I can't even imagine how anyone would fence stolen stained glass.
The results of CSS Reboot, a project to showcase well-designed sites (all launched on May 1).
The first and only time travel convention at MIT. Official site. But what if in the future time travel is easy but travelling across spaces is hard, so people can come back to 2005 but only in a specific location? Huh? Huh?

Lies, damned lies, and...

Another case of unexamined statistics, this one in a CNN article on how e-mails affect your IQ - the article also mentions the results of a survey on e-mail:

Nine out of 10 people thought colleagues who answered messages during face-to-face meetings were rude, while three out of 10 believed it was not only acceptable, but a sign of diligence and efficiency.

That's 12 out of 10. Either that, or 2 or 3 out of 10 people believe answering messages during meetings is both rude AND an acceptable sign of diligence. Dubious!

Review: Splendid Float

Just wrote a review of a film from the Singapore Film Festival, Splendid Float aka Yan Guang Si She Gewutuan (can't seem to get the Chinese characters to appear).

Splendid Float, Zero Chou’s first film, depicts the life of a group of Taiwanese tranvestites in a travelling cabaret show. Roy (James Chen), dances and sings in drag (as “Rose”) in the show at night, while spending his day as a Taoist priest conducting funeral rites. It’s a clear dichotomy: his vie en Rose is filled with energy, while his life in the day, as a man, holds nothing but death.

(Read more on Delta Sierra Arts)

The jokes in Taiwanese in the film really didn't translate if you don't know Taiwanese, Hokkien, or a similar dialect... just the random nonce phrases they used for mike check were funny, but the American couple to my right seemed bemused by the laughter.

Quarter life crisis

Was recently thinking about Nick Hornby novels and how they so precisely describe that vacant space between the end of college and the onset of full adulthood/maturity... continuing the theme, westward.com talks about the quarter-life crisis.

Baby got back

I didn't pay much attention to Singapore Idol, but the winner Taufik Batisah gets props from me for quoting Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic "I like big butts and I cannot lie" line in today's Straits Times.

Sir Mix-a-Lot. That was one funny guy.

Cinco de Mayo

Received an SMS trying to get me to celebrate something called "Cuervo de Mayo" [sic] today. I suppose in a country as far removed from Mexico as Singapore, the name of the celebration of the Battle of Puebla ends up transmogrified into a branding exercise...

Photo taken from the Fiesta Broadway in LA. I like the silhouette.

Trojan pandas

Ray Baumgardner has a funny theory about China's gift of pandas to Taiwan:

China makes noises like they want to invade Taiwan and then they offer them a pair of pandas. It doesn't make sense. Unless...these pandas aren't really pandas at all. They are Trojan Pandas.

...

Gifts my ass. These pandas are communist spies. Their evil communist overlords have probably developed high tech listening devices in panda suppository form. Cute little Ling-Ling is a 21st century Mata Hari. When she has a baby panda, the Chinese always make us give the baby back. The commies know that if that panda grows up in a free country it will naturally turn on its parents, become a double agent, and blow the lid off their whole spy ring. They need that baby panda back so they can train it to spy on another country.

I love the idea of a Trojan Panda. Those black masks they wear - they don't fool anyone.

Cue excuse to put up adorable picture of baby panda:

The BBC on panda diplomacy.

More baby panda photos.

Potentate of the Rose

This was a fun game... Petals Around The Rose. Apparently played by Bill Gates. Um, can't really say more.