Still like him better than Steinbrenner

Gave myself a minor haircut yesterday in a fit of pique and frustration at my sideburns. Shaved off the sideburns, trimmed the long strands at the back. I feel like Mr Burns in the "Homer at the Bat" episode of the Simpsons, seeing sideburns on Don Mattingly where there were none. But I also feel so much neater, and cleaner. The OCD wins, again!

Here are photos of the attempt:





and two close-ups





No one at work commented on my hair, so presumably it's a decent enough job. But you can amuse yourself by comparing my minor cut to this guy's attempt.