Befuddled by lyrics?
An old favourite which I thought I'd resuscitate... translated lyrics from music-critic.com. Here's 50 Cent's "In Da Club":
When I arrive at the discothèque, you can see me driving a Mercedes Benz with 20 inch rims.The translations of Jay-Z's "Izzo" and Britney Spears' "I'm a Slave 4 U" are also pretty damn funny.
If I am hanging out with 19 other members of my entourage, you'd be well advised to know that everyone here is equipped with a weapon.