Sunday, 9 July 2006

Fake numbers

Sometimes, in my more misanthropic moments, to avoid conversation, I give out a fake number (my old pager number - the key is to deliver it smoothly). But I see that there's a whole Rejection Line industry. (Found via the Barmaid Blog, which is pretty amusing in its own right.)

A wise man said that if you have nothing good to say about something, you should keep quiet instead.

Ha! That would cut down my supply of things to blog about tremendously.

That wasn't a wise man; that was Thumper in Walt Disney's Bambi. "If you ain't got nothin' good to say, don't say nothin' at all". ;-)

Ah, so 'twas a rabbit crackin' wise...

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