More news bits
Quite funny: George W. Bush was caught without cash  at church when the offering plate was passed around, and had to get help from his dad. I always forget to put cash in my wallet, actually, so I sympathise. (Via Esoterically.net .)
 
 Extremely sad: Italy's real-life Romeo and Juliet , this one set in Padua instead of fair Verona.
 
 Just plain strange: New Zealand gang steals dead member's body from his own funeral .
 
 Elv1s 4ever: Elvis has the 1000th UK number 1 single  with "One Night". Quite a remarkable feat for a performer who's been dead forever. Although it's probably more due to a decline in the singles format.
 
 Spiralling downwards: Paris Hilton caught on tape shoplifting . Apparently, being a Hilton means you don't have to check out. The idea of catching P-Hilt on video has jumped the shark.
 
 
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