"Staplers of the stars".
$200 for a stapler is expensive, but heck, stationery in America, as I recall, was really expensive. Used to hike up to Staples in Alewife (before it opened in the Square) to pick up binders - I love Bob Slate's but the cost could be prohibitive. Heck, here's a regular stapler and it's $31. Office Space cameos notwithstanding.