Japanese school experiences

I am a Japanese School Teacher - a funny series of columns by a black American guy teaching in Japan.
I went to a hip-hop club with a friend a few weeks ago, and pretty much everyone there was wearing the exact same thing. The guys ALL wore NY Yankees caps, to the side, a sweater, a coat, some "bling-bling" for good measure, and big pants. The girls all looked like a tit-less, ass-less version of Beyonce from one of her videos. I swear, it's like they went to K-Mart and bought "Hip-Hop in a Can" for $9.99 and popped it open....voila! I'm ghetto now! ...No you're not! The other thing that depressed me about this club was that no one really danced...they all "swayed" to the music, while holding cigarettes. In neatly arraigned lines. That's Japan for you. (Link)
There's funnier stuff where that came from.

Comments

Badaunt said…
How do you FIND these links? I just lost another two hours of my life...
30 April 2005 at 13:29
Daryl said…
They just come in the ebb and flow of regular computer usage... my apologies for being a timesuck :)
1 May 2005 at 08:49
Anonymous said…
just came by your blog.... and U just claimed another victim... :(

all the best!

cheerio,
yl.
15 June 2005 at 12:21
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