Michael Jackson, He-Man
This bit on Michael Jackson (in what I'm guessing was the Page Six section of the NY Post) is funny:
Michael Jackson is undergoing a major change in his appearance as he hides away in Bahrain and tries to re-launch his career. Jackson, who is now 47, is working on a more masculine appearance and has begun a regimen of working out, wearing shorter wigs and using less make-up.Ah, Michael Jackson, beefcake. Right. I like how his change isn't actually doing away with wigs and makeup altogether, but using shorter wigs and less makeup.
(Link from IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com - caution, the site uses a background of what seems to be Angelina Jolie in a bra, which may not cast you in a particularly impressive light when your boss walks by)