The V word
Apparently while an L.A. strip club could put "Live Nude Nude Nudes" as its sign, its new sign "Vaginas R Us" drew lots of complaints. Not quite Eve Ensler's new play, I guess. And "nude nude nudes" seems a bit tautological. What, you mean, as opposed to clothed nudes?
I think it was funny that they couldn't get rid of the sign on grounds of offensiveness, so they had to call in Toys R Us and get them on a trademark issue.