Stating the obvious

I gotta say, "Martha Stewart hates house arrest" is one of the funniest headlines I've read, and I'm not a Martha-basher. What, she was supposed to be having a ball?

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Eric "Babe" Morse said…
Wasn't this headline just above:

Saddam Said to be Miffed at Bush
and
Cruise 'A Little Odd Lately', Sources Say
10 July 2005 at 22:43
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