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Happy Valentine's Day one and all! Remember, as Osama Bin Laden says, "The teddy bear that holds the 'I love you' heart does not love you at all. It is an unliving, unholy thing filled only with stuffing." (The Onion - how I love it.)

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Neil Sinhababu said…
This whole edition of the Onion was excellent.

Good to see you again, Daryl! I hope things are going well with you.
14 February 2005 at 12:48
T said…
Is it I can decline your magnanimous and universal gift of VD? Thanks.
15 February 2005 at 00:19
Anonymous said…
Happy V-Day and CNY to you.

Cheers.
15 February 2005 at 04:00
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